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  • Reblogged from caskett-copop83
    8 hours ago - April 17, 2014

    caskett-copop83:

    This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

    Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

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    It’s so freaking cute.

    (via thenextsilkspectre)


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    Reblogged from fuckyeah-chickflicks
    8 hours ago - April 17, 2014

    annabellioncourt:

    plz-no:

    Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

    Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

    He proceeded to show it to us in class.

    (Source: fuckyeah-chickflicks, via kaibas-enormous-ballsack)


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    Reblogged from beautyhalf-betrayed
    8 hours ago - April 17, 2014

    (Source: beautyhalf-betrayed, via paramorgasm)


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    Reblogged from pugking-deactivated20130901
    8 hours ago - April 17, 2014

    in-exxhale:

icy-brunette:

lailuna:

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

so much swag in 3 people

your lying if you say you don’t need this on your blog 

    in-exxhale:

    icy-brunette:

    lailuna:

    I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

    so much swag in 3 people

    your lying if you say you don’t need this on your blog 

    (via promis3x)


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    Reblogged from narwhal-noir
    8 hours ago - April 17, 2014

    narwhal-noir:

    I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

    (via barkingattheocean)


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    Reblogged from dennys
    8 hours ago - April 17, 2014

    foodchewer:

    drunktrophywife:

    dennys:

    "It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"

    I’m deleting

    i’m never eating at Denny’s again

    (via relyonloveonceinawhile)


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    Reblogged from slimiest
    8 hours ago - April 17, 2014

    slimiest:

    a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
    “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
    “got it. check my dashboard”
    “that skeleton gif you like is back again”
    he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

    (via yourenotalonewhenyourwithme)


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    Reblogged from aurandro
    9 hours ago - April 17, 2014

    
Those nurses, they’re wearing next season Calvin Klein and so am I. And the shoes? Custom Giuseppe Zanotti. I tipped their gauze hats to the side like Parisian berets because I think it’s romantic and I also believe that mint will be very big in fashion next spring.

    Those nurses, they’re wearing next season Calvin Klein and so am I. And the shoes? Custom Giuseppe Zanotti. I tipped their gauze hats to the side like Parisian berets because I think it’s romantic and I also believe that mint will be very big in fashion next spring.

    (Source: aurandro, via artmafias)


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    Reblogged from adolfhitlervevo
    9 hours ago - April 17, 2014

    thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

    ohkatnisseverdeen:

    disney 2003

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    disney 2010

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    i expect this post to have thousands of notes.

    (Source: adolfhitlervevo, via myrtle-snows-melon-baller)


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    9 hours ago - April 17, 2014

    So much spam but it was my school leaver’s ball on Tuesday and I’m serious so emotional about leaving. First picture is of me and my friend, Rebecca with our choir teacher, Mrs Burch. Gonna miss the banter we have with her so much, and how she mocks us for being “keen for choir,”. Next one is of the girls from my biology class with our genius of a teacher, Dr Dido Currie (not her actual first name). This woman has inspired me to pursue my love of biology into university and also makes the greatest chocolate cake I’ve ever had. Not gonna pretend that the last 7 years have been the best but it’s been a huge part of my life and who I am and moving on is terrifying and exciting. Gonna stop rambling now.


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